When I logged on today some very friendly person of very small rank was dying regularly. Apparently, this person was in the habit of saying “Hi” to everyone and this brought trouble.
In Last Outpost, as in many MUDs, the common commands are shortened to as few as one letter and frequently two. Guess which word “hit” gets shortened to! Yup. Hi. The problem comes if you forget to say hi and instead just type “hi guard.” Then you find yourself on the wrong side of the law in town.